The Odds CalculatorU.S. Census · BLS · CDC · Pew · SCF
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Run the numbers on your love life.
Enter your criteria below. We cross-reference U.S. Census Bureau demographics, Bureau of Labor Statistics income data, CDC health statistics, and Federal Reserve wealth data to estimate your actual probability of finding a compatible person in your county. It's real math. That's the problem.
00First, the obvious questions.
01Where are you searching?
Pool drawn from Census ACS adult (18+) population estimates for your selected county.
02Acceptable age range.
03Ethnicity.Select all that apply
04Marital status you'll accept.Select all that apply
"Single" includes never-married, divorced, and widowed. The others are your business, not ours.
05Do they have kids?Select all that apply
06Minimum height.
07Body type / fitness preference.Select all that apply
CDC reports ~74% of U.S. adults have a BMI of 25+, and only a small minority are in athletic shape.
08Religious preference.Select all that apply
09Income requirement.
Personal-income percentiles from BLS / Census. The pool only counts people inside your range.
10Minimum liquid net worth.
Liquid wealth distribution from the Federal Reserve Survey of Consumer Finances.
11Smoking.Select all that apply
12Criminal record.Select all that apply
13Drinking habits.Select all that apply
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¹ Pool estimates from U.S. Census Bureau ACS adult population, by county. ² Income from BLS / Census distributions.
³ Health variables from CDC / NCHS. ⁴ Religion from Pew Research Center. ⁵ Liquid net worth from the Federal Reserve SCF.
⁶ Ethnicity composition from Census ACS by state. ⁷ Approximations for entertainment. Satire intended. Accuracy unintentional. We regret nothing.