Let's appraise your stock.

You've spent enough time judging everyone else's odds. Now enter your own stats and we'll estimate your market value — how many single people in your area would, statistically, consider you a catch. We cross-reference Census, BLS, and CDC data. The verdict is non-negotiable and lightly humiliating.

00You are a…

Man Woman

We'll appraise you against the single people of the opposite sex in your market.

01Your market (where you live).

State

County

02The basics.

Your age

Your height

03Your annual income.

Be honest. The IRS already knows.

04Your build.

Athletic / fit Average A few extra pounds Carrying some cargo

06Kids?

None Grown & out of the house Young, at home

07Vices.

08Liquid net worth.

Cash & investments, not counting the house. Weighs more every year you age.

09Religion (if any).

Scored on the size of the same-faith dating pool — not on the faith itself.

10Ethnicity.

We collect this and then refuse to price it — see the note in your report.

Dating-Market Appraisal

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Asset Classification

B+

📈Lead Analyst Note // GoodLuckDating.com Securities

¹ Market size from U.S. Census Bureau ACS single-adult population by county and single-adult sex ratios. ² "Acceptance" curves modeled from commonly stated dating preferences (income, net worth, height, age, build, faith pool, lifestyle) per BLS, CDC, Federal Reserve SCF & Pew distributions. ³ Ethnicity is collected but deliberately NOT scored — we do not rank people by race. ⁴ This is satire. Your actual worth is not a number, and certainly not this one. Accuracy unintentional. No refunds.