We ran the numbers. You're not gonna like it.
Enter your dating criteria. We cross-reference U.S. Census Bureau demographics, Bureau of Labor Statistics income data, and CDC health statistics to calculate your actual probability of finding a compatible partner.
It uses real math. That's the problem.
How It Works (It's Not Complicated — Your Situation Is)
Enter Your Criteria
Tell us who you're looking for. Age range, income, education, geographic radius, and the 11 other requirements you've never admitted out loud. We ask the questions. The Census answers them.
We Run the Numbers
Our algorithm cross-references American Community Survey population data, BLS occupational income stats, and CDC health demographics to calculate how many people actually match your criteria. Spoiler: fewer than you think.
AI Delivers the Verdict
Our AI generates a personalized, snarky-but-factual analysis of your results, identifies which criteria are statistically ruinous, and offers the minimum adjustments required to date before retirement.
What Your Report Looks Like
Shareable with friends who need to feel better about themselves.
Tools for the Data-Driven Dater Who Wants Honest Answers
The Odds Calculator
Enter your criteria. Confront the mathematics of modern romance using real ACS population data cross-referenced by age, income, location, and more.
What Are You Worth?
Flip the script. Enter your own stats and we'll appraise you like a stock — how many singles in your market would consider you a catch.
Where Should I Move?
Input your criteria. Get the top 10 U.S. counties where your statistical odds are highest. Results may require significant life changes.
Loosen Your Standards
The AI identifies exactly which criteria are destroying your odds and by how much. Intervention-style, but with a spreadsheet.
AI Profile Audit
Paste your dating-app bio. The AI delivers an unfiltered critique: tone, red flags, the sentence that raised concerns, and fixes.
Shareable Odds Card
Your results formatted as a mock actuarial assessment you can post to Reddit, X, or your divorced friends' group chat.
What Our Users Are Saying (We Apologize)
"Finally, a website that explained why I'm still single using government data. My therapist was less helpful and charged considerably more."
"I forwarded my results to my mother so she'd stop asking questions at Thanksgiving. She read the CDC citation and finally understood. This site saved a relationship."
"The AI told me my 'never married' preference was, and I quote, 'actuarially reckless for someone your age.' Four stars. One removed for accuracy."
Uncomfortable Truths, Extensively Cited
Why Dating in Your 40s Is Statistically Brutal — And What the Data Says to Do About It
Divorced and widowed population ratios, geographic density maps, and the increasingly narrow Venn diagram of who is actually available, willing, and not already on Hinge.
What Percentage of Men Actually Make $100K+, and Other Uncomfortable Arithmetic
BLS occupational data reveals that the income filter on most dating apps eliminates 78% of the eligible male population. We did the math so you don't have to.
The 10 Best U.S. Cities for Single Professionals Over 40, According to Data
Ranked by single-to-available ratio, median income alignment, and percentage of residents who describe themselves as "outdoorsy" while owning actual equipment.
Stop guessing. Start calculating.
Free to use. 90 seconds. Powered by actual government data. Results may cause temporary existential reflection. We recommend having a snack first.
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