Uncomfortable Truths, Extensively Cited.
Satirical but fully sourced deep-dives into the American dating market. We do the research so you can feel informed while quietly despairing.
Why Dating in Your 40s Is Statistically Brutal — And What the Data Says to Do About It
Divorced and widowed population ratios, geographic density, and the increasingly narrow Venn diagram of who is actually available, willing, and not already on Hinge. The numbers are rough. The fixes are real.
What Percentage of Men Actually Make $100K+, and Other Uncomfortable Arithmetic
BLS occupational data reveals the income filter on most dating apps eliminates the large majority of the eligible male population. We did the math so you don't have to.
The 10 Best U.S. Cities for Single Professionals Over 40, According to Data
Ranked by single-to-available ratio, median income alignment, and percentage of residents who describe themselves as "outdoorsy" while owning actual equipment.
The Numbers Behind Every Number: Our Sources, Explained
Where each uncomfortable figure on this site comes from, and why none of them are on your side. Census, BLS, CDC, the Fed, and Pew, in plain language.